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Old Gomer died in a house fire and was burned pretty bad and the
morgue needed someone to ID the body, so the local Sheriff called his two best
friends, Bubba and Billy Bob, to come down and try to ID the body. Bubba went
in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Bubba said, "Yep, he's burnt
pretty bad. Roll him on over." So the mortician rolled him over and Bubba
looked at his ass and said "Naw, that ain't Old Gomer!" The mortician didn't
say any thing but thought that was kind of strange. Then he brought in Billy
Bob to ID the body and Billy Bob looked at him and said "Yep, he sure is burnt
really bad, roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Billy Bob looked
down at his ass and said "Nope. That sure ain't Old Gomer!" The mortician said
"How can you tell?" Billy Bob said "Well Old Gomer had two assholes." "What?
he had two assholes?" said the mortician. "Yep, everyone in town knew he had
two assholes. Every time the three of us went to town everyone would say "Here
comes Old Gomer with them two assholes!"
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